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  • 15 movies

    Back-dated and cross-posted from Facebook, this is my list of 15 movies that will “always stick with me.”

    Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Japanese poster

    • Laputa: Castle in the Sky (Hayao Miyazaki)
    • Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (Hayao Miyazaki)
    • 2001: A Space Odyssey (Stanley Kubrick)
    • Blade Runner (Ridley Scott)
    • Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (George Lucas)
    • Henry V (Kenneth Branagh)
    • 1984 (Michael Radford)
    • Dreams (Akira Kurosawa)
    • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Peter Jackson)
    • Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón)
    • Stranger Than Fiction (Marc Forster)
    • Cloverfield (Matt Reeves / J.J. Abrams)
    • Wall-E (Andrew Stanton)
    • District 9 (Neill Blomkamp / Peter Jackson)
    • Where the Wild Things Are trailer (Spike Jonze)

    What’s a trailer doing in an all-time list of favorite movies? Because it’s the single best one and a half minutes of movie-making I’ve ever seen. The actual movie can only be a disappointment…

  • 15 books

    The latest Facebook fad is listing 15 things that will “always stick with you.” One that interested me enough to participate was “15 books.”

    The Nine Billion Names of God

    • Prince Caspian by C.S. Lewis
    • The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien
    • A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
    • 1984 by George Orwell
    • Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis
    • When One Has Lived a Long Time Alone by Galway Kinnell
    • Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
    • Collected Poems, 1909-1962 by T.S. Eliot
    • The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke
    • Poems, 1965-1975 by Seamus Heaney
    • I and Thou by Martin Buber
    • The Triggering Town by Richard Hugo
    • Writing the Australian Crawl by William Stafford
    • Benjamin Franklin: An American Life by Walter Isaacson
    • Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
  • “The Great Order of the Universe” turns out to be LEGO

    Cross-posted from The Brothers Brick.

    I’m a little bit behind on my poetry journals, so I was very pleased to receive a link from Vito to an item featured in the current issue of Poetry Magazine.

    The Great Order of the Universe by Christian Bok

    The text on the left is a translation of a section from “The Great Order of the Universe” by Greek philosopher Democritus and the text on the right is from the 1959 LEGO brick patent by Godtfred Kirk Christiansen. The two texts are anagrams.

    Now, my inner poet was rather disappointed that Christian Bök beat me to a LEGO-themed item in a major poetry journal. Sadly, my pair of poems published in Prairie Schooner last year were free of little plastic bricks. I take some consolation in the fact that Bök’s piece is in the “Flarf & Conceptual Writing” section. Perhaps I can write that Great LEGO Poem yet.

    I’m glad I’m not the only LEGO fan who also reads Poetry, Vito.

  • Directions for a Walking Tour of London on a Thursday Night

    There is art in staying lost.

    It doesn’t matter where you start;
         you’ll look up and find yourself
              on Piccadilly Lane.
    Moments later,
         a street that sells nothing
              but guitars.
    Don’t check the map
         tucked away in the bag
              you bought just for this trip.

    Watch the man in a kilt
         stand on a ladder
              and juggle swords.
    Leave a dollar for the American
         who fails to flick a card
              onto the roof of Covent Garden
         time after time.
    Push through
         the suits and dresses
              outside a theater
                   showing The Lion King.

    As you squeeze into a bench
         facing a wall covered
              in French movie posters,
         the sky outside darkens.
    Use strange money
         for the first time
              to order falafel with a Coke.
    Watch how much others tip.

    The streets have nearly emptied
         when you see
              Nelson’s Column rise
         against clouds lit from behind
              by the moon.
    Keep walking.

    Turn right and climb the steps
         into the gallery. Make your way
              from room to room,
         saving Rembrandt
              and Van Eyck for that moment
         when your feet finally give out.

    Sit there
         in the silence
              and see how their light
         glows in the dark.

  • My 10 favorite museums in the whole world

    Mark Twain wrote in 1869, “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.” Truer words could not be said today. For me, a nation’s museums encapsulate its own culture but also take visitors beyond the country’s borders, helping one understand the shared connections and fascinating differences between all people. In museums, I feel connected not only with people living today, but also with all those people who came and went hundreds or thousands of years before. Museums make me proud to be a human.

    Gates of Nimrud - British MuseumBritish Museum, London
    http://www.britishmuseum.org/

    Empire has its benefits — the systematic pillaging of world cultural heritage and its subsequent preservation. Where might key pieces of the Parthenon have ended up if Lord Elgin hadn’t carted off the best pieces? Similarly, the wholesale looting of Iraqi museums in 2003 makes Sumerian and Babylonian collections in The British Museum that much more important.

    And yet, “That’s here?!” kept running through my head as I walked through the crowded galleries last August. The archaeology books I grew up reading were filled with pictures of the very objects I found myself standing next to that day.

    Mixed emotions aside, The British Museum remains the favorite museum I’ve ever visited, from the stone age atlatl carved like a mammoth to the handwritten letters between residents of Roman Britain. The modest exhibit of Japanese items took me back nearly 20 years to my childhood. An amazing day only got better when I connected with a friend for the 2008 edition of the Non-Smoking Vegetarian Teatotallers’ Pub Crawl.

    Museum of Fine Arts, Boston
    http://www.mfa.org/

    My favorite museum in the States, the MFA’s collection includes important early American art, key pieces of European art (the usual Monets, Renoirs, and Van Goghs), and a surprisingly excellent collection of Egyptian and Asian antiquities.

    National Gallery & St. Martin-in-the-FieldsThe National Gallery, London
    http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/

    I never intended to visit The National Gallery, but after wandering alone from Russell Square through Covent Garden on my first afternoon in London and allowing myself to get lost, I emerged onto Trafalgar Square. To my left, St. Martin-in-the-Fields. On my right, the steps leading up to The National Gallery.

    I switched my iPod from The Clash to Mozart’s Requiem (as performed by the Academy and Chorus from the aforementioned church). With an hour before the museum closed for the evening, I blew through the Impressionists (“Yup, I’ve seen a picture of that.”) and the stifling religious iconography of the Medieval period.

    Instead, I lingered among the Dutch Masters until the docents began herding visitors to the exits. It was dark outside when I walked down the steps and looked up at Nelson’s Column. In the distance, the moon rose over Big Ben.

    Museum of Egyptian Antiquities, Cairo

    What wasn’t hauled off to the British Museum, the MFA, or the Louvre sits crammed into the echoing halls of the Cairo Museum. In August 1994, I’d just wrapped up a dig in Jordan, and was touring key sites in Israel and Egypt with archaeology professors and students. I hadn’t visited the British Museum or the MFA yet, and my first exposure to important pieces of Egyptian archaeology happened right there in Egypt.

    From King Tut’s treasures and the strange art of Akhenaten’s rule to the famous mummies in their climate-controlled room (a brief respite from the 113-degree heat outside), there was more than I could possibly take in in a day.

    Smithsonian National Air & Space Museum, Washington, D.C.
    http://www.si.edu/

    Sure, the other museums that make up the Smithsonian have important works of art and fascinating displays about history and science, but nothing so elegantly summarizes the American spirit for me than the Air & Space Museum. The Wright Flyer, Apollo 11 command capsule, and Spirit of St. Louis symbolize the spirit of exploration and progress that emerge now and then from behind the darker spirit symbolized by the hulking nose of the Enola Gay…

    Hiroshima Peace Memorial Museum
    http://www.pcf.city.hiroshima.jp

    …which brings me to the Hiroshima Peace Museum. My grandparents visited us in Japan in 1981/1982, and I took a multi-city train trip with my Grandpa B. The apocalyptic diorama full of bomb-blasted mannequins in the museum gave me nightmares for years. “Favorite” is perhaps not the right word for this museum, but the horrors of that museum made me an unreserved pacifist for life.

    National Museum of Ireland – Archaeology, Dublin
    http://www.museum.ie/

    Two days after visiting the British Museum, I spent a rainy day in Dublin at the National Museum of Ireland, where I learned that Dublin was founded by Vikings. Who knew? The gold hoards were certainly spectacular (with many a missing item noted as “in the collection of the British Museum), but I particularly enjoyed seeing the bog people.

    Trinity College - DublinTrinity College Library, Dublin
    http://www.tcd.ie/Library/

    The Dublin Writers Museum north of the Liffey held my hopes for finding literary inspiration while in Dublin, but instead the tourist-thronged Book of Kells and medieval manuscript exhibits at Trinity College’s library were much more intriguing. Beyond the spectacular illuminated Bibles, the exhibits included day-to-day books from medieval Europe.

    The Long Room in the Old Library building itself is a place of beauty, scented with the leather of books older than most cities in America. The room is lined with marble busts of writers dating back to the 18th century. The oldest harp in Ireland (the very harp depicted on its coins) stands to one side, along with a copy of the Proclamation of the Irish Republic from the Easter Rising of 1916.

    Auckland War Memorial MuseumAuckland War Memorial Museum
    http://www.aucklandmuseum.com/

    Without much time to leave Auckland during my free time on a business trip last December (or to learn much beforehand — I left on 24 hours’ notice), the Auckland Museum served as my crash course in New Zealand’s natural and human history.

    The dramatic effect of human migration was evident on the natural history floor, where it felt like the exhibits included mostly extinct or near-extinct species (including a cast of the famous Sue from Chicago, though humans had little to do with the extinction of the T. Rex).

    Growing up as an American in Japan, my perspective and understanding of the Pacific War were dominated by those two countries. Seeing exhibits about World War II from the point of view of a third Pacific island country was fascinating.

    National Archaeological Museum, Amman

    A lot less shiny (and biblical) than the Israel Museum less than 50 miles across the Jordan Rift Valley, the National Archaeological Museum in Amman, Jordan nevertheless has an amazing collection spanning essentially the entirety of human civilization, from the paleolithic to the Islamic era. Jordan controlled what is today the West Bank in the early days of excavations at Jericho, and key sites in the country also include well-preserved Roman cities and the rock-hewn Nabataean capital of Petra (you know, from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade).

    Standing face to face with a skull on which someone nine thousand years ago carefully recreated the features of the deceased was one of those moments I’ll never forget.

    Bonus: 5 more museums to visit before I die

    • Musee d’Orsay, Paris
    • The Louvre, Paris
    • Prado Museum, Madrid
    • The State Hermitage, St. Petersburg
    • Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
  • T.S. Eliot on the importance of not writing

    “The most important thing for poets to do is to write as little as possible.”

    Hanging Out in London

    Hanging out behind the Jewel Tower in London

  • Friedrich Nietzsche on belief in truth

    “Belief in truth begins with doubts of all truths in which one has previously believed.”

    St. Audoen's Church - Dublin

    Outside St. Audoen’s Church in Dublin

  • How to make random strangers hate your pet

    One of the cool things I do (not astronaut or fireman cool, to be sure) is that I get to help design the user interface for my features. As a writer, this generally just involves writing all of the labels and error messages, but my wife is always joking that I don’t do enough to use my powers for the fame and fortune of our dogs. Clearly, someone at Amazon.com has the same idea.

    I had forgotten my iPod at home, so I was using my backup headphones to listen to Pandora. (I’m so ineffective without the noise-canceling effects of music that I keep a pair of backup headphones in my desk drawer. With a little Johnny Cash or Death Cab for Cutie, I’m a tech writing machine.) I liked one of the artists and clicked their Amazon.com link to find out more, only to see this page:

    Now, there’s something to be said for friendly error messages — especially in consumer contexts like this one. The reader may even be disarmed enough not to be annoyed. To Amazon or Pandora’s credit, I’ve never seen the “Amazon.com Error Corgi” since, but I’ve encountered cutesy or mascot-themed error messages on other sites.

    Flickr, for example, is famous for using the message “Flickr is having a massage” during downtime. The first time I saw this, like the ideal user I mentioned earlier, I was highly amused. The second time I saw this (a month or two later), I was less amused but not annoyed. But when Flickr upgraded the site from Beta to “Gamma” (whatever that means), I saw this and other cutesy but useless error messages over, and over, and over. I was much less amused after several days of being locked out of my account.

    The lesson here is that error messages should be easy to understand, but truly informative. (As a side note, I hate Apple error messages because there’s so very little real, actionable information in them. I could go on and on about the uselessness of Apple Help, but I’ll save that for another day.) Attempting to be colloquial or cute can in the long run backfire in situations where the users is likely to see the error repeatedly.

    And that’s why Pugsly and Josie will never be featured in any of the error messages I write.

    EDIT: Here’s one of the Flickr error messages I was talking about, but didn’t have a screen shot at the time:

    Hiccups indeed.

  • Storm

    To the kitchen tilted inland
    I slide down in the dark.
    The pipes whine and shudder
    as I pour myself some water.
    I climb through the living room
    to the bed that leans toward the sea,
    where I take my place beside you,
    our feet to the window,
    and beyond, the grass, the wind,
    the dunes, the waves, the storm.

  • Amazon, Powell’s, and eBay

    Recent book purchases:

    • Matthew Arnold: The Portable Matthew Arnold
    • Wendell Berry: The Selected Poems of Wendell Berry
    • Robert Bly: Eating the Honey of Words
    • Billy Collins: The Trouble with Poetry
    • Emily Dickinson: Collected Poems
    • Kilala Kitamoto: LEGO book museum Vol. 1
    • W.S. Merwin: Selected Poems
    • William Stafford: The Way It Is
    • William Stafford: Writing the Australian Crawl
    • David Wagoner: Dry Sun, Dry Wind (First Edition)